Tuesday, September 21, 2010

The Final "Why Not?" Rankings

Well, this is it, the final issuing of the "We haven't seen much, but Fuck it, let's rank 'em anyway" rankings. After this week, the top-25 becomes official - or, as official as anything here at FTS actually is - and has to be a bit better thought out than "I don't feel like changing that" or "I like their mascot better." Enjoy the haphazardy while you can,and as a reward for being such a loyal reader, you get extra-bonus teams in the poll.

In honor of the last Why-Not's of 2010, here's a picture of Blaze the Trailcat reading Dr. Suess to a housecat.

Because, fuck it, why not?

  1. Ohio State
  2. Alabama
  3. Oregon
  4. TCU
  5. Nebraska
  6. Utah
  7. Boise State
  8. Oklahoma
  9. Florida
  10. Texas
  11. South Carolina
  12. Arkansas
  13. Stanford
  14. Arizona
  15. LSU
  16. Miami
  17. Penn State
  18. Auburn and Clemson, still too close to call
  19. Iowa
  20. Nevada
  21. Wisconsin
  22. Pitt
  23. Michigan
  24. Michigan State
  25. Southern Cal
  26. Fresno State
  27. Air Force
  28. NC State
  29. West Virginia
  30. Oregon State
  31. Oklahoma State

2 comments:

  1. How bout them dawgs? I'm thinking #72, right behind Tennessee, Miss St, & Colorado. All teams which we HAVE to beat now just to save face. Fuck.

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  2. What are you doing with / to Conan in that picture? :)

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