Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Tuesday Evening QB...


Even as a Georgia fan, I'm glad USC is now #1. They looked murderously dominant on Staurday and the best team should be on top. Now, should ESPN have put Ohio State above us...?

Oh well, at least USC will solve this problem. After a week of resting, they'll be ready to defeat their enemies, see them driven before them, ride the gelding and rape the women of Ohio State.

As for Georgia, if we keep losing starters none of this will matter. We'll obviously need good lines to beat Bama and SoCar, Tennessee always wakes up against us, and then there's the rest of the SEC (like F'n UF). Not to mention how easy it would be for Georgia to go out west, pull a Tennessee and drop one to the Devils. We need to get our shit straight, quick.

Tennessee will recover like they always do. Maybe. I just can't figure out why they didn't run the ball more, instead opting for 'straight outa Crompton' to pass the ball on every fucking down. Poor coordinating. Don't blame the kicker when the coach puts him in that spot.

Alabama will cool off around mid-season. SI's ready to crown them now, but after they lose to LSU and Ole Miss, they'll fall back down the polls. Only to slide back up after they finally beat Auburn.

Clemson will bounce back. They can't look that bad all season and the schedule only gets easier. I see an 8-9 win season.

Warning: Utah better focus. They might have beaten Michigan, but UNLV will upset them if they stay on cloud 9 too long.

BYU better not let lowly Washington stay close. If they're going to be BCS-busters, they need to beat BCS teams; especially shitty ones, like the Huskies.

Speaking of the MWC, are they better than the ACC? I think so. I'd even probably think about sliding the WAC past them.

Ole Miss will beat eventual ACC champ Wake Forest this week.

On that note, we now have the "Wild Rebel" offense in Oxford. I think I'd prefer to call it the "McCluster-Fuck" Offense after the pure athleticism of Dexter McCluster. Thanks to DeepSouthSports for that one!

LSU will have their hurricane-soaked hands full with Troy for the better part of the game Saturday. That 24-point spread's a bit large for my taste.

Oklahoma, Missouri and Texas will roll.

Bonus: South Carolina fans are REAL classy.

P.S. - Let's hope all the parachutists get their directions right next week. If those guys had landed at a sold out SEC game, we would have had a thousand self appointed "anti-terrorism deputies" pulling out their throw downs and conceal-and-carries, blasting into the autumn sky.

1 comment:

  1. Okay, I can't really decide if TN's O-Line is amazing or worthless. They could have easily racked up another hundred yards rushing the other night, but they chose not to.

    Maybe it's just what happens when you're on the West Coast. Maybe you see all of the fucking models and think, Goddamn, we HAVTA pass the ball. Or it's like a Twilight Zone episode or something.

    I don't know. But TN did not have to do that to win the Game. The kicker missed (2) field goals, really, so it shouldn't have even been an issue.

    I'm just terrified about this season.

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