Professionalism - SoMiss Haz Nun

What do fucking picnic tables, banging trannies, dropping n-bombs, and slang words for vaginas all have in common? Well, besides being on the agenda for a Coach O recruiting trip, they were all telecast from the booth during the Southern Miss Spring game this weekend. Apparently, the radio feed was out at the time and the broadcasters (used loosely here) were unaware they were still being recorded, as it was not being picked up on the radio. It was, however, picked up on the CBS Sports webcast.

Sure you can joke, "Oooh, Southern Miss spring game webcast; what'd they have, 10 listeners?" But you'd be wrong. There were 50. So, in your face. Honestly, that number still seems WAY too high for a SoMiss Spring webcast, doesn't it? Either way, one of the listeners thought to record what was unfolding and shared it with the world. We owe this man many thanks. As Orson Swindle puts it, "heroes are the ones who recognize the chapters of history unfolding before them and bookmark the occasion appropriately."

You can take a listen here at EDSBS. I've only scratched the surface of what they talk about in this little 30-minute mistake. As put by an EDSBS commenter:

"Here’s the Cliff Notes of what Orson
didn’t cover:

Carly is hotter than Victoria…even without makeup
Shane is gay

Condoms are for losers
Most dicks don’t fit in coke bottles
John and Lance spent their airtime scoping chicks in the crowd…probably a good choice if your forced to watch USM football…but Jack not so much
There is sandpaper shit paper in the bathroom at USM
Dollar General TP is worst
Jude Law is a fag
Some girl named MJ gave a BJ to the drummer for Saving Abel"

Blakeney Communications has already begun the public apologizing, but will it be enough? This was some pretty raunchy shit. Now, I know I've had worse conversations with my friends downtown or at tailgating, but we weren't being broadcast live or paid for our time. It's not a vulgarity issue as much as a stupidity one. In the long run, though, I'm glad it happened because it's fucking hilarious. And, it leaves us pondering one of the great questions of all mankind: "Seriously, dude, what's the weirdest thing you ever stuck your dick in?"

Ahh, racist, homophobic, misogynistic wordplay at it's confederate finest.