Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Peace, brah

"Yo, girl, can I crash at your place?...I don't know, till like December?"
And he walked out of our lives forever. Steve has dismissed Stephen. The embattled, oft-suspended QB was kicked-off the team for failing to do something that sounds official in some capacity, but really translates into "chemicals." My guess was that they found "Dude, Connor Shaw is a much better QB" or "Leading the nation in INT's" in Garcia's system. But, apparently, it was alcohol and marijuana. Why does the NCAA hate freedom so much, bro? Like, that's not what this country's about and stuff, man. /applies zinc oxide to nose /sex waxes surfboard

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