It's Getting Worse for Joe

There are rumors swirling now that Stephen Sommers has been removed from wrapping up the GI Joe film. Supposedly a test screening bombed, atomic style, and forced the personnel change. It has been reported that it was one of the worst testings in Paramount's history, which has forced much unplanned post-production. All this, of course, has been refuted by producer di Bonaventura who says none of this has happened and that the screening went very well. Either way, Hasbro CEO Brian Goldner is reportedly distancing himself from the project. Though, all this is kinda his fault for going with a shitty script that was rushed due to the writers' strike. You know, The Transformers was awesome and the sequel looks great. You cannot honestly tell me that it's impossible to do that with the Joe franchise. Maybe this will bomb so badly that we can just reboot the whole damn thing in a few years and pretend this whole photo-shopped sunglasses turd never happened. Or, maybe they'll really clean it up in post...