Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Is Auburn looking for a coach?

Or, are they a small, scattered frontier community in the old west trying to find a decent lawman? Because, that's about how organized they look. Boosters trying to hire folks without the consent or even input of the athletic department. An AD who seems more worried about appearances than finding an actual person to put in the vacancy atop his football program. It's like Tombstone. Some one's shot the Marshall and all the mayor cares about is the chamber of commerce and pussy. There's no TB or gun play, though, so I guess it's funnier than Tombstone. Hey, if they hire Turner Gill, it could be like Blazing Saddles.

Old-Timey Booster: He's(muffle) n(muffle) er

Enthusiastic Fan: He's nearer. He's nearer!

4 comments:

  1. Bobby Lowder's always a problem, but I'd take Finebaum's opinion with a grain of salt.

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  2. I'd take YOUR opinion with agrain of salt. And a dash of lemon.

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  3. That's probably a good idea. I am quite biased. However, I am your blog's official Auburn correspondent, right? (Your blog could be Daily Show-like in its assortment of correspondents; that would be awesome.)

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  4. You are the most respected Auburn correspondent we have on staff. In which university's journalism school did you learn such integrity?

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