Wednesday, December 24, 2008

This just in from the Hawai'i Bowl:

Jimmy Clausen had a great game, but he's still a douchebag. I hope, for your own Yuletide cheer, you didn't see him on the sidelines during this game.

Both of these teams suck.

Notre Dame just sucks much, much less. Beating Hawai'i, especially in this bowl, does not make Notre Dame relevant again. You hear that Jimmy Clausen? Stop celebrating so much and talking shit and mocking the Hawai'i fans. Quit dancing and pretending to shoot guns along with the fireworks. You, your coach, and your entire institution are overrated. I know you had ND bowl records tonight, but ND used to actually play real competition in bowl games.

Good for you; the Fightless Irish finally found a bowl opponent that didn't blow them out. When was that last Bowl win, by the way? Oh yeah. 1994.

7-6. You're awesome.

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Ed. Note: I originally included this line:

"I wish I could break a bottle of Jim Beam over [Clausen's] fucking stupid face."

But I removed it, you know, for baby Jesus and such.

1 comment:

  1. Wow, that was awesome! A great way to start off Christmas, Praise Him and F you TD Jesus.

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