Auburn - Now With Bonus Fifth Down! (Not really, Reggie)

Patrick Nix??! Are you just fucking with your fans, now, Auburn? Honestly.

Now they REALLY have something to protest about in Auburn.

Now, it's probably just some hometown formalities and we really won't be seeing tricky-Nix on the plains, but it would be awesome. As a Georgia fan, I loved the Nix-coordinated, Reggie Ball led Tech offense. I'm not the only Georgia fan excited by this, either. Also, the assuredly jort-clad Orson Swindle seems to approve.

In reality, I'd like to think Auburn's smarter than this as an institution. Turner Gill has to be the real choice. I mean, if Mississippi State can do it...