Friday, January 9, 2009

The Most Prolific Offense in College Football History...

...scored just 14 points. At least they're not Ohio State.

Things that stood out:

1. Ahmad Black - Play of the Game and the fiercest INT all season. That goofy/dumbfounded look on Bradford's face afterwards was priceless.

2. Charlie Strong: Congrats on having what looks from afar an impressive game. But shame on not adjusting sooner to the no-huddle and your hesitance to mix-it-up a little more. You are a talented man with your cap set for an HC job soon, but I wanted to see Bradford CRUSHED.

3. Tim Tebow: How did you not see that DB creeping?

4. Porcelain Harvey: Well played, sir. There were many a quick yard to be had and you took them like a cat burglar: stealthy, speedy and while your target was asleep.

5. Chubby weeping Sooner band girl: HAHA, loser. Why do Oklahoma fans make the best weeping faces?

6. Tim Tebow might be the 4th best QB if he was in the Big XII, but he'd apparently be the best fullback.

7. When asked what the staff calls the play where Harvin gets the snap, hoping for a wild-gator, Urban Meyer replied: "We call it 'snap the ball to Percy.'" Awesome. That's how you win championships.

8. Bradford played a tough game (props) and the Sooners looked unstoppable offensively at times...until inside the 10. WTF?

9. Bob Stoops won a BCS Title in 2000. Since then, he is 0-5 in any BCS game.

10. Go Gators, enjoy your 2nd in 3 years, but tread lightly; your pan-SEC support may dry up in the when faced with a dynasty. Maybe you should let Georgia win in Jax next season, just to be on the safe side.*

*If UGA did win that game next year, it would continue the Dawgs' trend of defeating the previous year's national champion: 82 Clem, 91 GT, 97 Fla, 04 LSU, 07 Fla, 08 LSU, and one or two back in the day.

6 comments:

  1. I would add the hit that (somebody) leveled on (that Sooner wide receiver) in the first quarter to the list. Jesus Christ.

    Also, when (UF's # 3 got hurt on the sidelines), I'm pretty sure that was the first full-on horse collar I saw all season...and it didn't get called. WTF, mate?

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  2. Yes - I completley forgot to include it; I knew I missed somehting. That was beautiful...and NOT pass interference as so many have said. Those who disagree, look up the rule in the NCAA book

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  3. It was about a c-hair away from being pass interference, but it was be-yoo-tiful.

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  4. Yes, yes...Can we expect a real final top-25?

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  5. Hey, you keep joking and I might let the ink from my Gym Dogs pen spill over into this site!

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  6. There was no cap on the pen and your ink spilled out on my leg...that's a rock n roll joke!

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