1. Courtesy of cracked.com:
Did European movie companies even watch these movies before they made the posters? Man, Communism was apparently a straight-up Mother-Fucker on the fragile psyches of those doomed to dwell there.
My favorite poster? This one:
Give up? It's Ghostbusters. That's right. This is how the Czech interpreted fucking Ghostbusters. Europeans are so much more sophisticated...
2. Get the Picture, in a rare diversion from football, opened my eyes to an invention deadlier than the ovens at Auschwitz: the Bacon Explosion. It's sausage. Stuffed with bacon. And, hopefully served with an angioplasty.
Here it is in all it's delicious and heart-clogging glory:
3. It will be here soon! The final poster:
I'm giggly with anticipation.
BAAACCOOOON!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I've begun re-reading Watchmen for the release, proving once again that I can't just enjoy a movie, that I have to go and ruin the movie by reading the (almost certainly much better) comic.
ReplyDeleteIf they used turkey bacon, maybe it would only clog ONE of your arteries.
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