Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Texas A&M is single*

Texas A&M has broken up with the Big 12; they sent the official letter today. I like to think they folded it very neatly and put it in the Big 12's locker between lunch and gym class. They made it clear they had to move on, but that they would totally love the Big 12 forever, they just weren't IN love with the Big 12. It's just time to move on and it totally has, like, nothing to do with another conference.
/SEC walks in, winks
/A&M's panties get wet
/Big 12 gets drunk, calls BYU
* By single, we mean they already have the SEC logo tattooed on their ass and the Big 12 still has old t-shirts in the dresser.

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