Week 2 Why Not? Rankings

Here you go:

1. Alcohol - undefeated against better judgement.
2. Alabama - slowly choking their opponents like a rag soaked in tree-poison and chloroform
3. Oklahoma - Sooners 44, BYE 0
4. LSU - My dad has a degree from Northwestern State.
5. Relatively custom uni-free weekend
6. Wisconsin - my secret crush team for '11. I text them when Georgia's not looking.
7. Boise State - The Broncos wideouts are still open in the Dome.
8. Stanford - academic honors blowout bump!
9. Wheedon-to-Blackmon. All day, e'ry day.
10. Florida State - ready for big game Bob.
11. Texas A&M - soon to be in the SEC.
12. Melvin Ingram's one recorded tackle vs. his TWO TOUCHDOWNS?!
13. Arkansas - They love America.
14. Virginia Tech - ECU's a bitch, man.
15. Baylor - Man, BYE was everywhere this week.
16. Oklahoma State - see no. 9.
17. South Carolina - beating Georgia doesn't get you much these days.
18. South Florida - Ball State ain't nothin' to fuck wit.
19. Denard Robinson
     t. Lights in the Big House
     t. The last minute of that game
22. Nebraska
23. Houston
24. The David Bennett interview.
25. Um, one that team that beat that other OK team.